Makin Whoopee

Another bride Another June
Another sunny honey moon
another season, another reason
for makin' whoopie

 A lot of shoes, alot of rice the groom is nervous. he answers twice

its so Killin that he's so willin'
To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling

picture the same sweet love nest 
Think what a year can bring

                        
He's washing dishes and baby cloths
He's so ambitious he even sows

but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
for makein whoopee

 Another year or maybe less
 what's this I hear? Well you can't you guess
 She feels neglected and he's suspected
 of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

he says he's busy but she say's "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

                                                               only five thousand per
                                                                                           






                              






                       some judge who thinks he's funny
                          says you'll pay six to her

                                                     he says now judge suppose i fail
                                                  the judge says budge right into jail

you better keep her i think it's cheeper
               then makeing whoopee
                                                 you better keep her 
                                                      I know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee 

(These were my parents 1941 wedding cake dolls, I believe).