Pretty Doll

         Meet Pretty doll.  


She can't really do anything as she is only pretty. I asked her to go swimming in the tub and she said,
"Ick!"

I asked her to brush the cat and she said, "Ick!"

I asked her to do the dishes and she said, "Ick!"

I asked her to do the laundry and she said, "Ick!"

I asked her to go out and chop ice and she said, "Ick!"

And then, late last night, after all the chores were finished, Pretty doll sat down on the couch next to John. She struck up a conversation. "Hello, I'm Pretty Doll. Do you want to be my boyfriend?"

John said, Ick!"