Daniel Boone

Daniel Boone was a man, was a real man!

 Well, that is, before he tasted a waffle! His whole world turned upside down.

He found himself going to thrift stores and trying on ladies shoes.

At Macy's in the swimwear dept, he made friends with a Hawaiian Hula Girl. Oh, how Daniel longed for that grass skirt!

Finally, one day, he could take it no more.
He tried on a dress, and now Daniel Boone........



 is a cross dresser!

Oh, the sensations of seqins, satins, beads and rhinestones!! He's not sure where his new passion will take him, but we can guarantee he'll be first in line for Oprah tickets! Go Boone-muffin!