(Please read this with a Hispanic accent...it really improves the content.) A saucy little woman, this Seniorita Contessa Delago Con Rio. Making her rounds as the premier Burrito Babe can be exausting. Yet no one can troll a tamle' or tumble a taco, with grace and ease as Seniorito Rio.
But hacking hash isn't the love of her life. Contessa has trained dutifully to be a bare back rider. Only somewhere, in the Spanglish translation, she misunderstood a "bare back rider" means no saddle. Miss Rio thought it meant delicately balancing on her back bone barely riding the fericious saddled beast!
Seniorita Contessa Delago Con Rio owes her fame and fortune to Miss Gusty Winds, her life-long idol, mentor, cow slinger, tutor, chef, tequilla pourer, translator, interpreter, horse-shoer, best boy, costumer and slappy friend!