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Friday, January 21, 2011

Heeeerrrree's Clowny!

Remember Clowny? He ran away with Twinkie, one of the dolls on Granny's black metal couch.
Here's his story.....

Clowny had a talent, but he couldn't get the big break he needed to show himself to the world. The only gigs he could get were the lowest of low . He started out entertaining toddlers in the ball jumping arena at the In And Out Burger Palace in Los Angeles, California.

Next, he got a gig serenading the huge Budweiser Clydesdale's in

After that, he moved on to bear training, in Billings, Montana.
He worked with Tito, Rocky and Balls, the Tumbing Gorgonzolla Midgets from Tuscaloosa...
But Clowny's big break came when he was hired to round up the world's largest Texan dog act: Dallas's Daunting Dubious Dogs.

 In Texas, he was spotted by the infamous clown agent Goldy McBubbles, and was boosted to starring clowndom at the Big Top Arena in Poukipsee, New York.
Unfortunately, Clowny discovered another fiddle player was sharing the bill: Madman Monkey Magee.
Clowny was forced into a two-some, The 'Fillarmonic' Fiddlers.

Clowny became a broken man...literally...broken...
And that's when little Twinkie came to visit her sisters, Gertie and Splenda, the famous Twinnies, who were performing in Clowny's new circus.

It was love at first sight for Twinkie and Clowny. Clowny now had a new purpose, to shower Twinkie with all the fiddle solos he could muster. and Twinkie began  her toe tap lessons, so some day she could perform up on the high wire with her little sisters.
And they lived happily ever after!

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