Update on Granny Goodknitter:
After a thorough check up, he declared her uterus is tipped
(she HAS had 14 children).
Now she is stuck in bed on her back....again...
(which is how she got in this situation in the first place!!!),
and the doctor is trying to figure out how to get her back on her feet.
He says they have to figure a uterus counterbalance to tip her upright, or they may have to go in there and remove....
Her knitting needles and spool.